David Voth @SexCigarsBooze
Very Demotivational… Realizing that MacGyver can’t fix his own car. »
16 JunAndrea @BlogMamaAndrea
Space Needle plus rainbow= awesome. pic.twitter.com/mTnZRN03
14 JunBritta @g_bugg
next person who leaves their FB open around me is having each one of their friends added as a ‘Close Friend’. Welcome to#NotificationHell.
11 JunDavid Voth @SexCigarsBooze
I like a little weird…
11 JunMichael Muhney @michaelmuhney
And this says EVERYTHING I need to say:
9 JunRelationship102 @Relationship1O2
Forgive someone because you believe they are truly sorry, not just because you want to keep them in your life.
8 JunKatye @KatyeKaty
Twitter lesson of the day: Don’t tweet the positive points in your life, only the drunken, dirty, vulgar ones, or you’ll lose followers.
1 JunAubrey Blankenship @aubreynb
“We are shaped and fashioned by what we love!” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
31 MayCharlie N Andy @HowToBeADad
“Caillou” is French for SHUT UP
30 Mayjimmyettele @jetts31
@HowToBeADad @askdadblog @manvdadhood @diaperdads He killed Joker in 1989. Catwoman literally had 9 lives in part 2 and Walken’s hair?
30 MayAirForceGlamLife @AFGlamLife
#iUseTwitterBecause my mother and mother-in-law have no clue how to get here.
27 MayBarmy Rootstock @IbecameMyDad
I follow some really strange people. That’s a good thing.
26 MayJohn Willey @DaddysinCharge
Poor dying bug in the urinal. Probably not the best way to go out.
25 Mayjimmyettele @jetts31
Never look a yard sale patron in the eyes unless you WANT them to come into your house. #yardsalerules
24 MayDavid Voth @SexCigarsBooze
Never make decisions when you’re angry or promises when you’re horny.
24 MayTeen Lit Rocks @TeenLitRocks
@RuckusMedia my 4-year-old can use my iPad better than his grandparents can use theirs.
24 MayBill @billk77
Obama said economic collapse was result of gov’t forcing banks to lend to anyone with a bleeding heart & no cash. Yea right. #tcot #p2
23 MayMario Sweet @MarioSweet
“I’m African so you know I got Hyenas.” lmao, Akon kinda went in on that verse tho
23 MayAlex Hunt @SuperAlexMan
Emma Stone is the perfect Gwen Stacy! She looks like she’s been ripped from the pages of the comics! #Gwensdaypic.twitter.com/krbMQLlp
22 MayJB MvD @ManvDadhood
This is sweet! Best sports pep talk EVER.
22 MayShawn D @DadUnmasked
I don;t know who Wiz Khalifa is, but every time I hear the name referenced, I feel the urge to pee outside. On a plant.
22 MayTom Hiddleston @twhiddleston
To all the Loki lovers out there: your messages of support & delight have been AMAZING. Here’s a pic to say “thank you”pic.twitter.com/QX0Rt4vp
22 MayBob Richardson @bobRichardsonRA
My #therapist says that #bacon is a crutch… but it’s more like a wheelchair that carries me to amazing and magical places.
21 Maymsgretchen @ms_gretchen
S/O to my bro, my very good friend @Wizdom80 .. a very big thanks fam!! pic.twitter.com/CTydSb6
21 MayRenee @nayele18
I have a hard time tolerating stupidity, but if you’re easy on the eyes, it helps.
21 MayNathan Greenberg @NathanGreenberg
“If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.” –Khalil Gibran
19 MayDavid Voth @SexCigarsBooze
You know you’re getting old when “happy hour” is a nap.
18 Maymochadad @mochadad
@ManvDadhood You inspired me to write this post
16 MayDavid Voth @SexCigarsBooze
Religion & politics are two of the most fucked up things man ever created.
14 MayMichael Schmid @adaddyblog
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty & responsibility, & it gives me back fulfillment & peace.~Michael Jordan
12 MayDadQuixote @DadQuixote
Mothers Who Will Change the World
I decided to like Matt Damon after he defended teachers
12 MayB Wade @brickwade
On eve of Mothers Day recognize dads & co-parenting efforts too.@HowToBeADad @ManvDadhood @readbradthedad #dadchat
10 Maysassypiehole @sassypiehole
breast feeding: apparently not just for babies anymore
9 MayMaria Jose Lopez @M_X_J
What If The Male Avengers Posed Like The Female One?
9 MayKelli @TheUnexpectedEd
Autism Awareness in Action Kicks off!
8 MayTracy @wa_tracy
Some people think their words are helpful. But if they really thought before speaking they’d realize they’re not.
8 MayJohn Willey @DaddysinCharge
Amazing how so many people that preach love are such haters.
8 MayCanadian Dad @CanadianDadBlog
This harmless post from @ManVDadhood will be the thing that tears@HowToBeADad apart!
Which is Batman, Which is Robin??
6 MayCortney @uless
If I had 3 wishes, I’d use one for Benicio Del Toro to be able to open his other eye while he’s acting. Because I’m a giver.
5 MayLaurenRP @LaurenRP
Being drunk is no excuse for racist slurs. Being drunk is only ever an excuse for one thing: pregnancy.
4 MayJohn Pseudonymous @Twinfamy
@DaddysinCharge @jetts31 @DiaperDads @therookiedad@SaskaDad @DKLblog @IbecameMyDad @ManvDadhood Linked u all in a post
3 MayJohn Willey @DaddysinCharge
So the bigger question… Will there be jobs for our kids after this HUGE expense? #DadChat #CollegeCash
3 MayBruce Sallan @BruceSallan
@ManvDadhood - coffee, dude, coffee! #DadChat #CollegeCash
3 MayBrian Sheppard @BAShepp
There are times when twitter feels like you’re being hugged by people you don’t know but you don’t mind being hugged by them.
3 MayJeremy Shockey @JeremyShockey
R.I.P. Junior Seau one of the best Men i ever met you will be missed.
3 MayMarinkaNYC @MarinkaNYC
I have no problem with porn, but I draw the line at Mitt and Newt kissing each other’s ass.
2 MayLady of The House @ieatmykidzsnack
I love when humorless people unfollow. Just means more weed & sex for the rest of us.
2 MayCuteMonster @CuteMonsterDad
@HollyPavlika @ManvDadhood @mikedmcgraw @dadarocks@dadstreet @thedaddyyodude @owtk >> Oh, and give me a grant!
1 MayBlues Music @Blues_Music
“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” ~ Thomas Jefferson ~ ☻ ~
1 MayAnne Parris @notasupermom
Build a bears, assemble! #avengers pic.twitter.com/Ru2WwZxU
1 MayKelli Catana @kellidaisy
WATCH ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer Hits The Web (VIDEO)
30 AprDavid Voth @SexCigarsBooze
Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource. ~John Green
30 AprMary McCarthy @marymac
It’s just not a t-ball game until the left fielder turns around, pulls down his pants, and pees in the general direction of the woods.
30 AprScott Schrier @DiaperDads
@Twinfamy Chaps…with nothing underneath. #andglitter @DKLblog@therookiedad @saskadad @manvdadhood @daddysincharge@jetts31 @ibecamemydad
30 AprJames (DadsRT) @SaskaDad
@DaddysinCharge @DadQuixote @DiaperDads @Twinfamy@DKLblog @jetts31 @ibecameMyDad @ManvDadhood@ThisDaddys_Blog #TheDads
30 AprAquarius @AboutAquarius
In some situation, #Aquarians can behave in odd ways, but there is always a method to their madness
30 AprCrystal Sweet @MaliceSweet
The fact that I even showed up to work today is a feat. #MondayBlues
29 AprAngie Nina ςανεd ł @xboxmommy
Follow that gut instinct…. Its God trying to tell you something.
28 AprJohn Willey @DaddysinCharge
Sleepy time kind of intrudes on drinky time.
27 AprWaylon Lewis @elephantjournal
Would you rather be reading or having sex?
25 AprZach & Bryan @8BitDads
@8BitDads mention @ManvDadhood in “Episode 027: Love Sack” at 30:55
24 AprDavid Voth @SexCigarsBooze
Got a woody? »
24 AprChase Roper @ChaseRoper
I don’t 2nd this. RT: @JuliaEveHays Hey, Google. If you’re going to make an interactive zipper at least make it open Ryan Gosling’s fly.
23 AprOdile Weissenborn @OdileW
LOVE this: MT @KariPricher What was supposed to be a serious vlog turned into…
#dadchat w/ @KevOnStage#blackmen
22 AprAlex Ernst @AlexErnst
#ReplaceTitlesWithTampons Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Tampon
21 AprCanadian Dad @CanadianDadBlog
@ManvDadhood Haha, ne meither!
21 Aprjimmyettele @jetts31
Sometimes I think even when my 6yo is married & has kids, I’ll still have to wake her up at night to go to the bathroom.
20 AprB Wade @brickwade
Yes! Made #MILFF list. Life complete. RT @ManvDadhood: #MILFFTribune
@temysmom @staylerner @kendasmith@manwifedog
19 AprDavid Voth @SexCigarsBooze
A blowjob is the only job that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and number of references!
19 AprJB MvD @ManvDadhood
19 AprChelsea Ling @PaperCakes
He looks like he’d have smelly balls
19 AprBrian Sheppard @BAShepp
You love deeper, smile wider, cry more freely & embrace longer not because you have been free of pain but because you have triumphed over it
19 AprJason Herbert @fistfulodiapers
@CarrieWilkerson what kind of witchcraft do you speak of???#dadchat
19 AprJohn Willey @DaddysinCharge
Balanced is having all of what you need. #DadChat
19 AprCarrie Wilkerson @CarrieWilkerson
we are creating more ‘busy’ for ourselves with more media, more activities and more ‘stuff’ – blame yourself, not ‘life’ #dadchat
19 AprJenn @mymisadventure
I just got finished redoing my garden. I’m a little sweaty, but hey…I’m sexy when I hoe it. *ba dum bum*
19 AprCuteMonster @CuteMonsterDad
@dadarocks @techydad @ResourcefulMom Maybe you and the other Dads in attendance at #DisneySMMoms can press for#DisneySMParents in 2013?
18 AprBernie @TheBernieBrand
“@allconsuming: Apparently my children need dinner. Again.#everyfreakingnight” #brats
18 AprCharlie N Andy @HowToBeADad
The Breast Milk Baby Doll (NSFW?)
18 AprCanadian Dad @CanadianDadBlog
I don’t know why I’m watching Toddlers & Tiaras but it makes me weep for mankind!
18 AprZach Rosenberg @zjrosenberg
@ManvDadhood @daddysincharge I’m a firm believer in phases, but it’s also my job as a father to move him through the phases.
18 AprDublinicus Minimus @dublindee
What if Dick Clark’s death is an omen New Year’s won’t happen this year? #Doomed
18 AprJames Parada @jamesparada
Parenting silver lining: no matter how bad today went, you always get a fresh start tomorrow. Don’t beat yourself up : ) #dadincharge
18 AprDeb@WebSavvyMom.com @DebThaxton
To that person who told me when I was in my 20s that you can say whatever you want in your 30s – - So Right.
18 AprTheJanitaPoeShow @JanitaPoeShow
WW Black Dad Tweeps. @blackandmarried @fatherdad@EPayneTheDad @ManvDadhood @1cooldad [via@JanitaPoeShow]
17 Aprjimmyettele @jetts31
#SeanHannity thinks there is no racism in America bc we elected Pres Obama. Not only are there racists but there are assholes too.
17 AprDeb@WebSavvyMom.com @DebThaxton
Does anyone else feel censored on twitter now that a real life person knows your here?
17 AprRelationship102 @Relationship1O2
Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God
17 AprBen @MyRadDad
3 daughters = a life full of listening
16 AprB Wade @brickwade
@ManvDadhood @readbradthedad I write for @BLakeSumnrPatch. Parenting column and other personal interest pieces, holiday trivia etc.
13 AprBrad Marmo @readbradthedad
I’m not listening to the same music I did in High School.
12 Aprsquirleywrath @squirleywrath
Amen Sister! RT @MimiBakerMN: @squirleywrath I just do the best I can and let God clean up my screw ups! #dadchat
12 AprJen Olney @gingerconsult
@readbradthedad Not everyone is a winner in life, need to set real expectations in youth sports #DadChat
12 AprLuke @Luke_rative
I want to make it hard for any future boyfriend of my daughter to live up to her expectation of what a man should be. #dadchat
12 AprMad Woman @MadWomanDiary
So this is flaccid penis? -
(via@sociablesite) Best birds and bees chat EVER! from @prettyalltrue
10 AprParenting @Parentng
If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others -Haim Ginott #cbias
10 AprJenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5
Hey moms who post pictures of their kid’s naked butts on Facebook. We live in a sick world filled with pedophiles. Take that shit down.
10 AprJack @MunkayJacked
RT @ManvDadhood: Finish this: My dad has helped me be successful by – making sure I was a better father than he was.
10 Aprdadofdivas @dadofdivas
Thank A Teacher:
8 AprKelly Pentland @MmeSurly
“@adamochoa: how do i sexy?” Put gravy on stuff.
8 AprSpringsteen Says @SpringsteenSays
What I got, I have earned. What I’m not, I have learned.
5 AprTim Burrows @T_Burrows
Your children will learn from you and the way you communicate. Don’t mess their future up by not being united with spouse. #DadChat
4 AprB Wade @brickwade
@ManvDadhood In good company. Caffeine and sarcasm are the keys to success.
2 AprAlmost Too Much @BlackenedTrail
Funny women are smart. Be careful.